I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He felt like a one man threesome
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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