If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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