its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Someone shattered a urinal.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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