It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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