she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
do nipples grow back?
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