I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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