We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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