And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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