ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just gargled with NyQuil
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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