how can u be prego again
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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