Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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