u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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