I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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