Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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