Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm passing your future prison.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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