So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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