is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
do herpes really smell.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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