Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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