Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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