he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
3pm strippers are depressing
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
