I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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