what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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