He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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