I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
id be glad to
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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