Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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