they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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