I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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