whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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