whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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