Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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