absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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