She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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