maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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