Porn is love you can see.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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