the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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