If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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