Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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