fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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