dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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