She's JV to your varsity
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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