your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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