it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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