The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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