it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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