Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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