He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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