I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
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my being single is dangerous.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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