Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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