Well douche your snatch and let's go!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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