I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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