We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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