why didn't you poke me back
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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