you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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