Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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